| A-ha! |
[Sep. 19th, 2007|02:34 pm] |
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There you go! I always knew he couldn't have built that dam bridge. |
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| Ouch! |
[Oct. 13th, 2005|09:09 am] |
Man, that hurt. The number of my effigies burnt to a crisp boggles the mind. And when you have ten minds, the effect is much more. |
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| Fan-mail |
[Mar. 29th, 2005|01:58 pm] |
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| |  rejuvenated | ] |
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| | Backstreet's Back - Backstreet Boys | ] |
I have been catching up on my fan-mail lately*. Veerapandian from Kattabomman wants to know more about my life and how I became what I was. Well, I suppose I can start with where I was born and who my father was and all that David Copperfiend kind of crap**, but I am not sure if that's quite what he wanted to know. He probably wants inside info on how I got all those boons, how I kicked out my step-brother, how I became good buddies with Shiva, etc.
Well, Thiru VK, I've decided to grant your wish. Stay tuned.
*Easy to do when you are dead.
**Fan-mail is not the only thing I've been reading lately. |
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| Bored |
[Mar. 17th, 2005|10:08 am] |
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Haunting idiot brother is not much fun. He is just too dense.
Maybe I should step out and see the world. Hmm. |
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| Not dead yet |
[Nov. 18th, 2004|08:49 am] |
Ok, the party's over. You've burnt my effigy, celebrated that dude's return and caused no end of noise pollution. Can I raise my weary heads now?
Man, this sucks. My country is in a shambles. Idiot brother is on the throne, doing his best to appear righteous and upright. I tried to kick him off his perch yesterday, but my leg passed right through him, like that guy from the Demi Moore movie. Can I watch movies now? Am I officially a ghost? I need to pull out the old VCR again.
The toughest part about being dead was having ten pairs of cotton balls stuffed up my nostrils. And don't even ask about that Brahmastra thingy. Caused no end of heartburn. |
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| Goodbye Brother |
[Jun. 4th, 2004|04:45 pm] |
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My idiot brother walked out of the palace today. He was mumbling something that sounded like: "the force is strong with Rama". He added that I had gone over to the dark side. Well, d-uh! Did it take him all these years to realize that? Before walking out, he also said he wanted to give me a heads up. I have enough heads up, thank you very much.
Wonder where he went, though. He always had this thing for furry animals. Maybe he went off to a cave to groove with several species of them. Ha! That would make a nice pict indeed.
Does anyone have ten inhalers to spare? I think I have a cold coming along. |
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| A drop in the ocean |
[May. 15th, 2004|12:12 pm] |
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Was I dreaming or did someone just cast the first stone? I could have sworn I heard a splash in the sea, up north. |
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| Bad day at the office |
[Mar. 23rd, 2004|08:54 pm] |
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| |  angry | ] |
Ok. The next person to crack a monkey joke gets it from me. I don't want to hear about the flames, don't want to know about the damage, don't want to counter attack by sterilizing the entire monkey population of Lanka, thank you very much.
I have three migraines. Five eyestrains. One eyebrow throb, five nerve twitches. Four pain in the necks. And an army of nincompoops.
I think I'll go lie down now. |
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| This just in |
[Mar. 15th, 2004|06:16 pm] |
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| | crappy | ] |
My yahoo of a messenger ran into court today, jabbering about a monkey in the garden. Apparently, this simian was spotted whispering to she-who-has-a-constant-sulk. Maybe this is just a pet or an old family friend. Perhaps she knew his paw. Whatever.
I first chewed out the messenger for not trying to catch the monkey himself, then ordered my troops to march right in. Plan to have some fun when he's brought in court.
Note to self: don't chew up messengers anymore, they are quite indigestible. |
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